As the transgender owner of Cobalt Lair I only offer NON-SEXUAL BD/sm sessions to worthy minions who can afford My sessions & who are willing to pay for them. Don’t confuse bartering with household chores as a form of payment & neither are gift cards. The session price I quote you will also include My travel expenses to & from your sessions.
Regardless of what your convoluted logic & beliefs from watching pornography happen to be these things are all off of the table. There shall be NO age play, incest play, race play, sending small critters up your butthole or nudity, Mistress Sugarbritches will never be fully nude during a session. Happy endings of any sort are also off the table, I’m not an escort. Bill Clinton might have said in court that oral sex isn’t sex so if you really feel entitled to a blowjob go & ask Bill for one. I’ll provide Hillary’s address so you can mail a blowy request to her office.
A non-refundable session reservation fee is expected in order to reserve any of My sessions. If I don’t receive your deposit at least 24 hours prior to your session there won’t be a session for you & I’ll schedule another client who requests the time & date that you want without hesitation. This is non-negotiable.
Although I’m located at America’s Finest City I’ve no problem traveling almost anywhere in the continental USA to rip a beating heart right out of someone’s chest without leaving visible scars. Afterwards I’ll shamelessly stomp on it, kick it across a floor & if I’m feeling generous you might get to enthusiastically lick the drippings off of My boots.
Your options are as simple as A-B-C, choose one of the following.
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A. You can pay a proDomme such as Myself for Her time & Her travel expenses & stop calling anyone who charges for Domination fakes or thieves & stop being a time-wasting douchebag. Wake up, smell the leather & learn from your mistakes or keep doing what you’ve already done & you’ll probably never get what you really want because you’re a cheap-ass charity case. You may either contact Me thru here or use My website, www.thecobaltlair.com
B. Send your money to 20-something findoms who lure desperate losers with photos of their naked butts, breasts & vaginas that we already know you’ll never get to experience in person. Then wait for them to ass-bone your bank account with broken bottles.
C. Go looking for Kik & Grindr slunts to hook up with, plead with them to restrain you & then beg them to let you blow them or bone your pathetic ass for free.
Only the serious need to apply for consideration & not everyone who contacts Me will be considered.
